A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.
by I_Define_Words69 March 26, 2014
by MaroonDog March 13, 2016
The phrase which expresses the fact most individuals feel attracted to someone they believe can somehow give them or help them win some benefit from them, and the automatic and often uncontrollable desire to connect with those individuals or anyone who possesses something or one does not have and may be willing to share some of the things he has.
Tommy's whiter skin, coupled with her overwhelming desire to have her child's skin be lighter than hers, the young girl felt a parasitical attraction (or parasitically attracted) to him.
Individual often start acting funny when they feel attracted to someone. Women may blush and flirt, men smile. Both genders may also express body language that reveals—in usually unmistakeable and often unforgettable ways—that they feel attracted to a person.
Individual often start acting funny when they feel attracted to someone. Women may blush and flirt, men smile. Both genders may also express body language that reveals—in usually unmistakeable and often unforgettable ways—that they feel attracted to a person.
by but for September 20, 2018
A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022
The newest insult on the block
The fundmental definition of this insult is you basically being a pop style parasite when you warn someone about something wrong you did and repeatedly keep doing it
The fundmental definition of this insult is you basically being a pop style parasite when you warn someone about something wrong you did and repeatedly keep doing it
Person 1 (the suspect): "Hey!!! Please iam here for HU and i dont know who are and idk really...u so shut up and stop dont bother me, if want let go banned me pop style parasite....u said that u "put my ass on jail before "oh nice word go make it again.....go to the school first and learn try with ppl....get off the cloud."
Person 2(the moderator): "Popstyle parasite??!! whats that?"
Person 2(the moderator): "Popstyle parasite??!! whats that?"
by BestAtInglish03 March 5, 2021