pants on head retarded 

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.

Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

pants on head retarded by IamKenny April 14, 2010

Pants on the Ground 

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010

Lookin like a foo with yo pants on the ground

Pants on the Ground by Pants on da ground January 13, 2010

Double pantsing 

When you pull down a man's pants and foreskin at the same time. usually in public.

Katie was double pantsing me yesterday in front of my crush!

Double pantsing by NotTicTak December 22, 2020

keep your pants on 

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

keep your pants on by welcometoforever March 9, 2015

pants on the ground 

A person taht got gold in their mouth, hat turned sidewayz, pantz on teh ground. And act like they sum kewl catz lookin like sum fools, and walkz downtown with their pantz on the ground.

Pants on the ground is one of the most genius rap songs out there (well at least better than lil wayne) :P

pants on the ground by 10pm January 28, 2010

I have no pants on 

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.

It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.

I have no pants on by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

panasonic 

Japanese Brand with great quality products. They're the wiseman's answer to over priced Sony products.

panasonic by Joe the MOFO August 14, 2003