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pannus butter 

The curdy, smelly substance that forms in the folds of morbidly obese humans. Usually found in individuals of first world nations that frequent the many convenient locations of shatty fast food restaurants.
Johnnie was looking for a nice place to lube his tube steak. Bertha, looking for a one up, was happy to oblige as she had an abundance of pannus butter in her damp, smelly, moist crevice that had not been disturbed in a very long time.
pannus butter by Radtechnogist October 21, 2022
The latin spelling of the favoured phallic instrument. To be used constantly in Rome and other previously Latin speaking countries.
"Yo dude, that chick from Rome sucked my paenus good."
paenus by elementchaos December 9, 2008

pannus envy 

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.
"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"
pannus envy by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008
A 12 inch penis - the same length as a footlong sandwich.
"Wow, Dominic has a paninus!"
"No he doesn't and you are foolish to think that he does."
Paninus by mornie September 8, 2022
When a penis that's in pain.
When a mans penis really hurts. His penis is called a paenus.
Paenus by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017
A large roll of abdominal fat which can extend anywhere from the genitals to, in some cases, all the way past the knees.
That woman is so fat, she has her pannus tucked into her pants!
pannus by rmosler August 3, 2006