pancreas

n.- Quite possibly the laziest and most rebellious of all the organs. Tends to stop working for no apparent reason.

Damn you pancreas and your diabetes-causing ways!

pancreas by doombuggy September 17, 2010

pancreas

The pancreas breaks down sugars,fats and carbohydrates. It's stupid because it quit on me. DIE PANCREAS DIE!

That pancreas is a bastard.

pancreas by Ally July 19, 2004

pancreas

A general diagnosis of pain, discomfort, fear, regret or problems, regardless of the symptoms.

Jake- "I didnt fair very well in my job interview."

Ike- "Must be your pancreas".

pancreas by Skipworth B. Reginald January 26, 2010

pancreas

The human organ used to store and digest pancakes.

Ow you fuckfinger you got me in the pancreas, now i won't be able to eat pancakes!

pancreas by Bonecrusher August 22, 2003

Medulla Pancreas Oblongata 

A person, who's brain creates insulin to filter out the influx of mass amounts of useless information. Or, to throw away useless information, now null and void.

Medulla Pancreas that order, the Commander in Chief wants to go for balloons & ice cream after the merry-go-round.

Medulla Pancreas Oblongata by Battle Royal w/ Cheese September 17, 2003

pancreas

by far the funniest of all internal organs

pancreas by Anonymous October 4, 2003

getting on my pancreas 

when someone or something is particularly pleasing or agreeable; the opposite of "getting on my nerves".

It was late, but still I was sad for dinner to end because she was really getting on my pancreas with her stories about yelling, "Hear ye, hear ye ..." during Confession.

getting on my pancreas by Tank Miller January 4, 2023