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Matt's cat. She's small, she's white, she's retarded. Known for psychotic behavior, extreme idiocy, and clumsiness. Smells like poo. Often yellow when dirty. Avoid ass at all costs.
I had to lock Shitty Pancras out of the room because her yellow butt smelled.
by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004

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