pancovitis

When computer hardware/software malfunctions without any obvious reasons.

"My CPU is overheating again"
"Must be pancovitis"

pancovitis by The Pancovitian ambassador May 25, 2007

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013