pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Pasionitis 

When your left testicle is undescended and does not form properly. Stunting sperm production.

Man I've had Pasionitis since i was a kid

Pasionitis by Mayo Clinic November 28, 2011

pancovitis

When computer hardware/software malfunctions without any obvious reasons.

"My CPU is overheating again"
"Must be pancovitis"

pancovitis by The Pancovitian ambassador May 25, 2007

pansyitis 

An illness that makes you act like a pansy.
The act of always acting like a pansy.

Nina, your PANSYITIS sure is flaring up now that we are at the top of the cliff!!

pansyitis by DaTempest June 15, 2023

Ansonitis 

Taking on the appearence or mannerisms of an Anson.

Dude, he was telling stories about things his dad bought. Kid's coming down with serious Ansonitis.

There are random pasty white kids with ansonitis everywhere, even roaming around the African Bush.

Ansonitis by Chowda! March 25, 2008

Paisonitis 

One who can function with partial downs and chronic stench and laziness. Also has jock itch and speaks very slowly.

You're working really slow, do you have Paisonitis?

Paisonitis by Mill house May 22, 2010

Pansonite 

A disease that makes you uncontrollably buy awful ""VR"" headsets from Amazon.

I think I have caught pansonite.

Pansonite by MindLockAERO September 11, 2022