
by sebadohhh January 28, 2004

by Jacque! June 01, 2009

Pamplemousse is a person that everyone wants in their life. They are totally awesome and don't have many friends, yet they cherish the ones they have. They get drunk often but pretend they're fine, even if they get alcohol poisoning. They sometimes watch shrek movies and poo, but that's okay. Dogs are good at cleaning that kinda stuff up. They like French a octopi, and they have peepeepoopoo syndrome and white eyes.
by hdjdj2wdbiwiwvbvkqbr666 October 07, 2019

"Hey, you know that boy over there?" "Yeah." "He's a pamplemousse." "Oh, I'll be sure to stay away."
by Sugary April 10, 2010

He also invented the telephone.
by Jonah Rowley January 24, 2005
