a completely useless individual that has no apparent talent for sports, yet still insists on playing them competitively and uselessly.
by Rappas Advocate April 30, 2007
by jackson5676 December 6, 2006
by bscales January 17, 2009
<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
by Mississippi Mudflap September 20, 2013
excuse me maam not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train. and it this post is very disrespectful. idk who u are or if u even know her but i need you to take this down please.
by imtherat November 9, 2020
by big gay me September 29, 2019
The mysterious homecoming queen of the small fictional town of Twin Peaks, who was found wrapped in plastic on February 23rd 1989, aged 17.
Also a song by the British alt-rock band, Bastille, based on the Twin Peaks character.
Also a song by the British alt-rock band, Bastille, based on the Twin Peaks character.
"Have you watched the episode of Twin Peaks where Laura Palmer's killer is revealed?"
"Laura Palmer by Bastille is such a cool song."
"Laura Palmer by Bastille is such a cool song."
by Annie Blackburn December 27, 2013