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Compound of "Sarah Palin" and "Alien."

Refers to a new species which contains Sarah Palin and her followers. Palien, one time Governor of Alaska and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate, exhibits bizarre and otherworldly qualities not seen in the remainder of the human race.

Paliens wear cheap fur, carry small guns, have extreme and unreasonable conservative ideologies, and are ignorant of most world affairs. If you see a Palien, watch out! They do NOT come in peace.
If Sarah Palin is elected as president in 2012, Paliens will rule the Earth, and liberals everywhere will in unison migrate to Mars (hopefully it can sustain life by then).
Palien by scoutfinch87 November 20, 2009
One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial, or alien.
Did you see the way the light reflects off of Jason? He sure is a palien.
Palien by Joshua Trbovich February 4, 2007
One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial.
Look at the way the light reflects off of Jason! Man, he sure is a palien.
Palien by Joshua Trbovich February 4, 2007

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

President Palin 

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!
well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

peter palen

to be aroused by politics and economics
I got Peter Palened by this times news article last night
peter palen by bigmac12345 March 10, 2017