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1. Watercolor Paintings
A brother-sister band from Santa Barbara. Consists of Rebecca Redman and Josh Redman. They're music is described as folk/acoustic/punk, but really just sounds like magic to your ears. Rebecca plays the harp and sings. Josh plays a baritone ukulele and also sings and whistles.
"Hey, did you see Watercolor Paintings play at the Che Cafe on Sunday?"
2. cave paintings
The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!
3. tetraptych
A group of 4 paintings or pieces of art placed together or next to each other and displayed as one.
"It's not a triptych (3 paintings or pieces of art displayed near each other), it's not a diptych (2 paintings or pieces of art displayed near each other) -- it's a tetraptych!"
4. Rubenesque
A woman that has a similar body shape to the style of women painted by Rubens. Not just any slightly overweight woman. Not just any girl who has round hips or a bum. The women in Rubens paintings were often very plump, with large round hips. While it was once a compliment, now it often a criticism or back handed compliment.
Don't call a girl Rubenesque if you have never looked at Peter Paul Rubens paintings.
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5. Peter Shulman
Peter Shulman is a very well known American Artist. One of the better known adopted and abused children who grew up to become well known. An art teacher known for his crazy but effective mentoring. He began his career as a painter in the mid 1960's with no formal training. Within three months after completion of his first painting, his Pop Art "Fried Egg" paintings were featured at the prestigious Bianchini Gallery in New York City next to the work of Pop Art icons Andy Warhol and Roy Lichtenstein. Shulman's work has been in more than one hundred and ten (110) solo and four hundred (450) group exhibits.
Peter Shulman's self-taught, striking, hard-edged style is immediately identifiable. More than 2,000 of his acrylic, oil or enamel paintings on canvas have been sold and are featured in museums, universities and corporate offices, as well as in prized private collections around the world.
He is also a cult figure among the worlds war gamers because he has Peter Shulman's War which is acknowledged to be the largest outdoor war game in the world. It covers 20 acres and contains 10s of thousands of models and figures.
Peter Shulman's Eldridge Cleaver and Mother and Child paintings are world famous. His Paintings of celebrities such as Marilyn Monroe are featured in many books on the arts.
Peter Shulman war game web site attracts over 100 thousand viewers a month.
6. abstract expressionism
A skilless form of "art" in which people carelessly slap shitty brushstrokes and color together in a random fashion. Abstract expressionists would have you believe that there is some sort of deeper meaning to their "paintings" than just a ridiculous decadence of actual art (which there isn't).
People like Jackson Pollock and Hans Hofmann grew rich off of people who have no actual understanding of art through the use of abstract expressionism in their paintings.
7. Carl F
Quite spectacular paintings of an artist (called Carl F) believing he is just that good, abstract, commonly painted in a few colors (oftentimes only blue, red or green) because he cannot paint any real objects. Rumors circling around the artist will be listing his paintings on NASDAQ soon is currently being debated in the marketplace. Don’t miss out his naïve exhibits next time you visit Åhus (or if you may already have seen the painting that a certain Mr Fritz has in his backyard)
Abstract art by a very naive, proud painter called Carl F, famous in Sweden...
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