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19.
the best breed of horse
My paint horse is well trained
by Paint January 08, 2005
 
1.
The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of windows. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.
I drew an awesome picture in Paint!
by Dr Ian April 10, 2003
 
2.
Powdered cocaine.
I need a twenty from you.

You want that hard or that paint?
by Free Baser October 25, 2011
 
3.
to leave shit residue on a penis (or condom) during anal sex
"Make sure you take an enema and clean yourself, cuz you dont want to paint him!"
by Singularly Prurient July 01, 2004
 
4.
Noun.

A partmanteau deriving from pant and paint.

An outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle - usually used in plural - wherein the wearer is of an overweight nature and the garment is poorly fitting, i.e. tight.
College student 1: oh man, I love college. I can eat cheeseburger subs all day in the dining hall.

College student 2: yeah, I was going to say - nice paints. You're going to need some mineral spirits to get them babies off.
by FreddyFiveFingers July 18, 2012
 
5.
spunk; jizz

an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.
dude, there's paint all over your face
by whatisface March 02, 2012
 
6.
1. the free throw lane in basketball

2. paintballs

3. a Jack, Queen or King card in poker
I think you spend enough time in the paint that you don't need to play as a pro.
by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2010
 
7.
To wipe any sex related fluid on someone's taint with your penis
He created the most beautiful paint job I have ever seen on that guy's taint. There were elegant swirls, lines, and a breathtaking sense of form.
by famoustainter February 20, 2011