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dick pain by billyizhang June 1, 2011
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phantom dick pain
The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
phantom dick pain by neverscurred January 26, 2014
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Pain in the dick
1. When someone or something pisses you off. Like a pain in the ass but worse.
2. When something may cause your dick much pain.
2. When something may cause your dick much pain.
1. "Cheryl, stop being such a pain in the dick."
2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."
2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."
Pain in the dick by Young Burnsy January 26, 2010
Pain in my Dick
A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.
An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.
Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.
Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.
Man: You are a pain in my dick.
or
Man: I have a pain in my dick
Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.
Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.
Man: You are a pain in my dick.
or
Man: I have a pain in my dick
Pain in my Dick by mufalleto March 18, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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