When your mum shits in your lunchbox and sends you off to school
"Ooh I wonder what mummy's made me today... AAAARRRGHHHH A FUCKING STEAMING PACKED LUNCH"
by velvetcondor December 17, 2015
to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.
"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".
by apex dave January 18, 2011
variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!
he gave her a packed lunch
by uprightuk August 24, 2010
When a person fashions underwear out of cellophane, deficates inside the underwear, and wears it for the whole day.
That bitch came to school with a packed lunch.
by naturesweather January 26, 2006