A thoroughly average university lost somewhere in suburbia west of Portland, Oregon.
Nobody cares about the undergraduates at Pacific because their graduate programs are so amazing, so the puny College of Arts and Sciences is plagued by hangovers, dudes too lazy to shave, ugly chicks, cannibals, and bed bugs.
Somewhat notorious for having the worst football team imaginable, and the largest HawaiianFest (also termed Luau) this side of, well, Hawaii.
Nobody cares about the undergraduates at Pacific because their graduate programs are so amazing, so the puny College of Arts and Sciences is plagued by hangovers, dudes too lazy to shave, ugly chicks, cannibals, and bed bugs.
Somewhat notorious for having the worst football team imaginable, and the largest HawaiianFest (also termed Luau) this side of, well, Hawaii.
by beenthere_donethat April 2, 2011
The second-largest Christian university in the U.S. Mostly made up of flannel wearing, long boarding, indie music listening, Africa loving, TOMS wearing or barefoot hipsters. There are twice as many girls and they are all trying to get their ring by spring.
by yagirlhere June 19, 2012
This private school is home to many from a variety of backgrounds. Most people think that the students here live in a bubble but check out their controversial SPU postsecret FB page and you might be persuaded otherwise
This school is well known for their nursing, education, business and music programs, along with many others
The Falcon sports teams are occasionally successful, at least the ones that they can keep up, which does not include football
The ratio here is well known to be 3:1 girls to guy which is fortunate for any guy, and every girl's worst nightmare. The ratio causes big headed guys, who come to expect the ladies to chase them down. The dress code is unspoken, a product of the ratio and never varies. Only the classiest for the girls at SPU
"Hipster" is the style that everyone at SPU gets converted to
Not everyone here is a rich kid, even Emersonians
6th West Ashton is home to the Orange Men, the male spirit crew at SPU
Gwinn is the only dining hall and is exceptionally great for most of Freshman year but shortly after, gets quite boring
There are only 4 dorm buildings, each with their own distinct personality, but are all community oriented
SPU has many opportunities for religious events, and activities including Wed. night worship, Urban Involvement weekly service, and SPRINT international program
This school is well known for their nursing, education, business and music programs, along with many others
The Falcon sports teams are occasionally successful, at least the ones that they can keep up, which does not include football
The ratio here is well known to be 3:1 girls to guy which is fortunate for any guy, and every girl's worst nightmare. The ratio causes big headed guys, who come to expect the ladies to chase them down. The dress code is unspoken, a product of the ratio and never varies. Only the classiest for the girls at SPU
"Hipster" is the style that everyone at SPU gets converted to
Not everyone here is a rich kid, even Emersonians
6th West Ashton is home to the Orange Men, the male spirit crew at SPU
Gwinn is the only dining hall and is exceptionally great for most of Freshman year but shortly after, gets quite boring
There are only 4 dorm buildings, each with their own distinct personality, but are all community oriented
SPU has many opportunities for religious events, and activities including Wed. night worship, Urban Involvement weekly service, and SPRINT international program
"Let's apply to Seattle Pacific University, since the people there are so great!"
"You seem different, oh now you're an Seattle Pacific University guy…"
"You seem different, oh now you're an Seattle Pacific University guy…"
by SPU-er November 26, 2011
Some refer to APU as another word for slave. Although some believe it is a University in Socal this also is the exact same definition as slave. Because they cannot win anything or be decent at life. Not only is it a place to go to be made fun of but it is a place to be less than proficient at: Education, Sports, Making Babies, Falling in Love, Driving, Intelligence, Being Classy, and Life in General.
Have you seen how awesome Biola is compared to Azusa Pacific University (APU)?
Yeah man. We are idiots for coming here.
Yeah man. We are idiots for coming here.
by Dr. Repertoire January 10, 2010