two words paired together which have conflicting meanings; two words whose meanings are so different that pairing them together results in an impossible combination.
Oxymorons include but are not limited to:

Fox News
United States
same difference
new moon
smart girl
Church of Scientology
by this be my fucking name bisch November 01, 2009
2 words that contradict each other like its so wonderfuly painful
the greatest oxymoron my teacher tought us was quiet women
by some person in some world April 01, 2009
A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".
That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.
by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003
A habitual user of Oxycodone whose continuted use has diminished their intellect to that of an idiot or moron.
Damn, Martinique your brother sure is an oxymoron." "Well what do you expect? He smokes them thangs like Newports!
by Professor Von Slice Five October 29, 2010
A stupid person with bad skin problems.
Poor Norman he has the intelligence of an amoeba and a face only a mother could love.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
by sunshiyong October 25, 2010
Someone who actually believes Oxyclean works.
Joe- "That Billy Mays, such an oxymoron,"

Jeff- "May he rest in peace,"
by CrazyOxy October 04, 2009
When two words just shouldn't go together at all.
Most heard oxymoron: "Black people."
by Ymous, A, Anon August 18, 2008

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