Two words with contradicting meanings used together.
Something that appears self-contradictory.
Oxymoron Examples:

French Resistance
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
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Someone addicted to or who abuses Oxycontin
Elijah Hastings Darnell is a oxymoron.
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figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms
(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.)
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Usually two words that contradict each other.
'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'
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two words paired together which have conflicting meanings; two words whose meanings are so different that pairing them together results in an impossible combination.
Oxymorons include but are not limited to:

Fox News
United States
same difference
new moon
smart girl
bi-partisan
Church of Scientology
etc.
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2 words that contradict each other like its so wonderfuly painful
the greatest oxymoron my teacher tought us was quiet women
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A stupid person with bad skin problems.
Poor Norman he has the intelligence of an amoeba and a face only a mother could love.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
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