No Oxygen October

You are not allowed to breathe for the whole month of October

John: Hey why hasn’t Jimmy been at school all month?
Dave: He’s been in his room for weeks focusing on the No Oxygen October challenge.

by Johns Father September 1, 2020

oxygen thief

A person so useless on this planet that the mere fact of them breathing is a waste of oxygen.

"Shut up you fat, lazy, good for nothin, motherfuckin oxygen thief!"

by CS January 9, 2004

Oxygen thief

An idiot or otherwise worthless person.

Dan is an Oxygen thief - he brings nothing to this world.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

oxygen thief

someone so completely lazy or useless that their only effect on this earth is to use up oxygen that could otherwise have been consumed by someone who doesn't deserve a solid kick up the arse.

i work with an oxygen thief. she brings a pillow and blanket to work and sleeps through night shift.

by stumpy March 26, 2004

oxygen thief

one who does nothing good for anyone and has absolutely no point in being on earth but to deprive you of your precious oxygen

i hate madison, she's nothing but an oxygen thief!

by samham February 15, 2004

jock-oxygen

The air you breath when a baseball player takes his sweaty jock and cup, and straps the shit on your face.

Last night when he was sleeping, I gave the bitch jock-oxygen!

by Caesar July 7, 2004

Oxygen Denier

a term used to label a member of the oxygen is fake community, somebody who believes that oxygen is a government created concept used to push the climate change agenda.

Bod: Have you ever realised we can never see, smell or hear oxygen?

Paul McCartney: Yeah man, I've been an oxygen denier for years now.

by Cian The Sigma Male July 10, 2021