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Stupid phrases or quotes said by everyday people. Influenced by the famous dumb quotes of Mr. G.W. Bush, that came to be known as bushisms, the only requirements for an oxfordism are:
1) it has to be funny.
2) it has to be stupid in nature.
3) it has to never have been said before.

The word Oxfordism gives credit to the University of Oxford (the oldest English speaking university) mixed with famous Bushisms stated above.
Eric: "I'm a liberal! i stand for liberty!"
Tim: "Are you serious right now? wow, that was quite an oxfordism there, Eric."
Oxfordism by blizard29 April 22, 2009
Related Words
Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education
They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites
Oxfordite by Matt April 29, 2004

Oxforditis 

The illness that inflicts many of the Oxford College of Emory University's graduating sophomores. Symptoms include procrastination, irritability, slowness, and fatigue.
Oxforditis is Oxford College of Emory University's version of senioritis for graduating sophomores.
Oxforditis by Taythomyo April 21, 2013

Oxfordina 

A person who is in love with Oxford urban dictionary
Jake is such a oxfordina! He needs to be stopped
Oxfordina by HornetMenace March 23, 2024

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026