oxen

meaning "awkward" or "weird"..an uncomfortable situation

Deriving from the word "awkward" which can be shortened to "awks" ....which sounds like..."ox". the plural(kind of like the long word of awkward) is oxen.

so. awks = ox
awkward = oxen.

Girl 1:Did you see what she was doing to Michael's hair? that was beyond oxen..

Girl 2: Oh tell me about it, so oxen.

by skuze May 15, 2011

Oxen

Epic, Huge, Amazing, Undeniably cool and sexy

"Hey did you see The Dark Knight?"
"Oh yeah, it was seriously Oxen"

"I heard Blake got with that model from the party last night"
"Dude, really? That's Oxen"

by informererest May 24, 2009

oxen

To give someone a good rogering.

"I oxenized them up like a 2-bit whore!"

by Darkmatt April 25, 2006

Oxen

Built and/or cut in a muscular form; "swole"

Example 1: Bruh, I can tell you've been working out. You look so oxen.
Example 2: I'm so oxen; I threw that shot put out the field.

by ADubDub2016 December 27, 2016

Mother Oxen

The name that fans of popular Stan Twitter Youtuber "That Bitch" have given him. He has since rebranded his channel and embraced the name, going so far as to name his fans the "Little Cows"

Mother Oxen's videos were there when I was at my lowest

by TheArishje June 11, 2021

Oxen Ass

Reference to hair, IE: one whos hair is unusually curly and in some instances, considerably long and knotted, as if it should be growing out of an oxen. Foreign objects are commonly found, tangled among the long locks of hair as well. A good visual example would be the "Musk Ox".

Man, look at Doug. He's sportin some serious oxen ass hair today.

by Ricky Lewis November 30, 2007

Pulling Oxen

A humorous euphemism for rubbing one out.

Harold spends a lot of time on the internet Pulling Oxen, I think he has a real problem.

by TriDaktyl June 3, 2010