She is nice, friendly and very intelligent. She is a pleasure to talk to and any man who end up with her is going to be a happy one. She is the type of woman that likes to go on adventure and love to treat her mam like a king. She is the perfect woman.
by Alrxg April 15, 2020
by RealRandy January 11, 2019
Owie mama that shit hurted
by RealRandy January 11, 2019
A form of sexual torment wherein the victim receives an erotic massage with the tip of a pineapple—but is never is able to achieve orgasm.
Yo bro, how'd it go last night? She gave me the Maui Owie, bro—the blue balls are fucking killing me, bro.
by Mr_H March 12, 2017
When you hurt yourself so badly that your hair falls out or causes such psychological stress that you go bald or have to have your head shaved.
Yea, I cracked my head open and they had to shave my hair off... talk about an Owie Mendel!
There were too many germs on my head so I had to go Owie Mendel on myself.
That test was so hard that I went Owie Mendel.
There were too many germs on my head so I had to go Owie Mendel on myself.
That test was so hard that I went Owie Mendel.
by Hokey Playah July 26, 2012
The idiot who everyone has to keep risking their necks to save. Will likely die in a stupid way. Also he has zero rizz.
by chairwastaken June 21, 2023