When you pull your dick out and put into a women with vampire hands. Meanwhile you are making a new rap song in your car. Then you bust a nut and say fuck yeah. Then the girl says that was weird and you say I am outlandish
The adjective meant to describe something that is bizarre, ridiculous, or extremely unconventional, often to the point of being hard to believe
I had the queen of outlandish 'I can't come to work' excuses; just when I thought she couldn’t come up with a new one, she would pull out a story about her pet iguana needing a spa day!
Awesome Guy: hey man you listen to The Outlandish Podcast.
Not awesome Guy: nope i listen to Instance.
Awesome Guy: I'm gonna loot your fridge if you don't listen to Outlandish!