Person one: This frog is called Pompous Roadyson and is deformed and ugly.
Person two: That outlashing made me chuckle.
Person one: He was born without a heart and metabolizes the souls of the good and innocent. He never learned to stand up for himself and so does nothing but stoop down. I've never said anything against this frog with ill-intent, but it is time he got a outlashing.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!