A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.

Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."

Ouija board by Tragic Story September 28, 2004

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Ouija-board management

A style of management whereby the project as a whole is slowly moving in one direction or another, but when asked who is in charge (and by extension who is to blame for the slow progress) all hands come off the board, all progress stops and no one individual is to blame.

When asked how the new project was going Joe replied "With the Ouija-board management going on I am surprised we have accomplished this much"

Ouija-board management by Conroe100 September 23, 2017

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ouija board

A game my sister used to play with me when I was little to scare me.

Me: Will I get a N64 for my birthday?
Ouija board: You will die.

ouija board by MHC17 April 25, 2007

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Ouija

(Ouija Board) The hardest word for people on yahoo answers to spell, other than pregnant.

NOT THAT HARD!!

Person on yahoo answers: Luigi Board
The world: ... IT'S OUIJA

Ouija by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018

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