Osteopathy

the only practice in the health industry that actually wants to and does make you better

Michael studied osteopathy cause he gives a shit

Osteopathy by suetrolldogg69 January 14, 2017

Osteentatious 

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

Osteentatious by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

Joel Osteen 

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

Joel Osteen by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

osteoporosis 

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.

"I have osteoporosis!"

osteoporosis by Shark Lover October 10, 2017

ostentatious ostriches 

group of people who love materialistic things

Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.

ostentatious ostriches by slimjim256 September 25, 2012

Joel Osteen 

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."

Joel Osteen by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019

osteobation

The act of performing osteopathic manipulation on oneself in a repetative manner.

Also, verb, osteobate - to perform osteobation.

Did you hear all those cracks ? That must have been a good osteobation session.

osteobation by osteohater March 27, 2009