Oston is a guy with a great personality. If you ever meet one keep him! He has brown hair and is very handsome. He has such a great heart and cares about his friends and family. If he loves you you’ll know it and he will do everything he can to make you happy and protect you. He is amazing and any girl is lucky to have him. Hes also a great guy to have a boys night out with. Hes a partier but only with close friends. Hes a little nerdy but overall a great guy. He thinks hes sexy and he isnt wrong but he isnt a jackass about it.
Lexi: Did you meet that guy I told you about?
Elena: OMG yes and he is such an Oston!
by User117345812456 October 24, 2020
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Oston is a handsome guy that isnt an asshole about it. Not only is he cute, he has the kindest heart and best personality that you never get tired of. Hes a good listener and also likes to joke around. He wont give up no matter what. If you think that the sky is blue he’ll say its cyan and you’ll go on about it for 6 hours!... not kidding lol. He has brown hair and brown eyes and a great smile. Oston cares a lot about his family and friends. When he really cares about someone he definitely shows it and will go to the ends of the earth to make others happy. Hes loyal, caring, and just overall the best person you’ll ever meet. If you meet an Oston, don’t lose him because he’s irreplaceable and someday you’ll build a winery with a mini animal farm on it. If you give him alcohol... ask him anything you want and he’ll answer. Oh and he’s hilarious sober or not but when hes drunk you better be sober or you’re screwed.
Hope: Oston you wanna make some steak tacos?
Oston: Only if theres wine!
by User117345812456 November 3, 2020
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loves a girl named vivian
is considered a SEXY BEAST OR A SEXY monkEE
is very quiet
loves to be sexy
is considered hott
has a very SEXY attitude
sexy hair turns people on
taylored lots of people
is turned on my monkEEs
oston also means i did it in bed with a monkEE or some other hairy creature
oston also has a hairy pennis with exsessive zits and beauty marks

-totally just oston/taylored a monkEE last night
-the monkEE loved how i OSTONED it with my HAIRY PENNIS
by Kristine the Lesbo October 24, 2006
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