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ossified 

ossified by Mac19 February 11, 2006
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Ossified 

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!
"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"
Ossified by Solid9 January 5, 2007

ossified 

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move
Liz was utterly ossified the other night
ossified by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004

Ossified 

Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after.

Alternate meaning: fucked.
He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification.
Ossified by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

ossified 

An urban irish term for being totally drunk
"I am completely ossified at the moment..I can't possible drive that tractor!"
ossified by gazzap June 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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