Orifice Hunter

noun: bi sexual predator that hooks up with any port in the storm without regard to race, creed, physical dimension, disability, religion, and familial status , brother, sister, cousins...

A filthy Mother Fucker.

"a hole, is a hole, is a hole"

This fuckin Orifice Hunter tried to fuck my ass... dude I'm not gay.

by Chester Cheese Dick July 21, 2010

orifice tube

another word for the male organ. dick.

he stuck his orifice tube into every orifice on her body.

by stuart ivey February 27, 2008

orifice hat trick

taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)

I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010

orifice people prodders

A group dedicated to persuading, or eliciting a response from people by stimulating an opening of their body such as a nostril or the anus.

Often mistaken for aliens from outer space, the orifice people prodders would continues their relentless assault on the anuses of the the human race.

by Impudicus April 10, 2019

Orifice Puckering Compound

Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

Any Orifice Annie

1.) A woman who will take it ANYWHERE and ANYTIME, with ANYONE...if she could take it in the nostrils, she would and with a smile.

2.) A girl you can make "water tight."

3.) Totally lacks control of her sex drive and/or is a mentally/emotionally unstable crazy-bitch.

"Man, you should have come out last night. There was this nasty bitch and...shit we got her home and she was like Any Orifice Annie with all-fuckin-three of us! Holy fuck! That bitch was wrong in the fuckin' head!"

by Andy & J. December 12, 2007

oval orifice

A US democrat president's dick (coined in Washington, 2000).
See doggy style for Republican use of the White House.

The president got his oral orifice a mouthpiece and lied about it.

by the whorenorable me September 11, 2004