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Brand of cigar used for rolling a fat blunt with the potentiol of burning for an hour or more. Is a actual tobacco leaf.
You can catch me chillin' in the club steaming a optimo, with my dick getting sucked by a dime hoe.
optimo by LoneStarSteve7 January 21, 2005
Words you can keep
the spot to get anything you want no matter how old you are. Smoking age is 10. Drinking age is 12. Anything you want you got it at the optimo. Number one chill spot for goons on the ave.
Billy Bullsh: Yoo0o lets go 2 the optimo i need to get a lucy broooooo

Dom B: naa lets get some al capones

Panza: chilllllllllllllllllllllll lets go rob shit
optimo by william oliva February 4, 2009

Optimo Clique

A group of young men from Houston, TX who keep it real in the streets and choose not to blow sweets, instead they blow the Optimo, because they are G's
The Optimo Clique just came thru and saved the party
Optimo Clique by OptimoRam October 16, 2008

Optimo General 

A person who leads a group of outstanding people towards a great cause. i.e. napoleon, george washington.
That boy Big Ram is tha Optimo General
Optimo General by Big Ram August 20, 2006

peach optimo 

Best blunt flavor and brand.
grape or peach optimo? are you joking?
peach optimo by kayosfie December 8, 2007

Teeth Optional 

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.
Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.
Teeth Optional by will bitten September 20, 2017

optimistuck 

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.
Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.
optimistuck by picc285 May 9, 2019
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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