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When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.
Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.
by Jack Squat March 27, 2003
When you have a shitty outlook on life
Bryan: That bitch is always complaining.
Duane: Sounds like a serious case of Opticalrectumitis
by Cageebee December 15, 2008