when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life
damn im having a optic rectum day
by purinsimple December 3, 2006
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When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.
Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.
by Jack Squat March 28, 2003
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A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."
by bob March 23, 2005
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You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 23, 2021
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