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Oompa Loompas of Science
Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!
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Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch
A specific description you receive when you fuck with Jasmine Collins' monetary gains. It apparently only works for fat, white, thin haired, cheese-smelling women named Rachel, who are managers and tend to leave certain people off the shift schedule. The voice mail became a meme and a favorite of Tik Tok. It died briefly and has recently been gaining popularity again.
"This is for Rachel, you big, fat, white, smelly bitch. Why you took me off the mufuckin schedule witcho triflin ass? You white racist bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch!".
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Oompa Loompa
1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.
Oompa Loompa by Ren May 6, 2004
Oompa Loompa Disorder
A fat, short, sorry excuse for a female with a fat face and spaced out eyes that likes to talk shit about people to feel better about her physical and cognitive shortcomings. These individuals have greasy hair, no life, and flabby breasts, and cow tits, if any at all. Fat rolls are a common feature to look for when Oompa Loompa disorder is suspected.
The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.
Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.
The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.
Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.
Oompa Loompa Disorder:
non-existent IQ score
"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."
" Like I go to college....like..."
"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"
Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere
non-existent IQ score
"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."
" Like I go to college....like..."
"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"
Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere
Oompa Loompa Disorder by BlueDevil777 December 2, 2010
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Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.
oompa loompa porn by the slut formerly known as your mother November 15, 2004
oompa loompa
1. ) Incredibly delightful creatures from the book/movie Charlie and the Chocolate factory (Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory if you prefer). With orange skin and green hair, they charmed the hearts of BILLIONS during the 1984 depression. Rumored to be descendants of angels.
2. ) Girls that can oftenly be found in high schools and sororities throughout all of California. With orange skin of their own brought on by excessive use of fake tanner, they resemble the dwarfed creatures mentioned in the above definition. Some people believe this to be sexy. Others would rather shoot themselves in the foot.
2. ) Girls that can oftenly be found in high schools and sororities throughout all of California. With orange skin of their own brought on by excessive use of fake tanner, they resemble the dwarfed creatures mentioned in the above definition. Some people believe this to be sexy. Others would rather shoot themselves in the foot.
1.) Those oompa loompas sure know how to stir the chocolate.
2.) With that tangerine skin, banana hair, and beige sandals, that oompa loompa looks just like an orange albino.
2.) With that tangerine skin, banana hair, and beige sandals, that oompa loompa looks just like an orange albino.
oompa loompa by Caffine Overdose April 30, 2004