The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.
Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.
non-existent IQ score
"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."
" Like I go to college....like..."
"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"
Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere