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Doo-doo-ologist 

A custodian or janitor, someone whose profession is to literally clean up other people's crap for a living. It's just the way to say it more "profesionally."
Edgar: Yeah, I did some work in architecture, but I decided to settle down in buisness. What do you do? Rufino: Uhh.. I'm a world known Doo-doo-ologist. Edgar: Lame...
Doo-doo-ologist by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010
1. Phrase used to question the wisdom of a smartass trying to pass off infomation on a topic you know the person knows little or nothing about.

2.Can also be used to change the subject.

Versatile phrase used as a put down.
Guy 1: I think I need more fiber in my diet because I only shit once a day and my ass bleeds.
Guy 2: What are you an assologist? or
What are you a colonologist? or
What are you a fiberologist? or
What are you an assbleedologist? etc.
Ologist by Mo Jo March 14, 2008

-ologist 

A suffix added to common nouns to describe a person who is knowledgeable about said noun.
Steve: Ryan just made a bacon sandwich topped with bacon sauce.

Tyler: Well, duh. He's a baconologist

Steve: What?

Tyler: Bacon with -ologist added
-ologist by Hypotra December 28, 2011

dab-ologist 

A person who specializes in the art of making and perfecting dabs.
Their dab-ologist skills produce the finest and highest quality dabs on the block.

booty-ologist

a person who studies obese booties
"We are bootyologists Josh D.!"
booty-ologist by e. d. boo October 14, 2003

Typo-ologist 

One who often refuses to proof read and/or backspace any mistakes when typing. May occur in more occasions when instant messaging.
Melissa rarely ever types things out correctly. She's like a typo-ologist.
Typo-ologist by geeIsMe24 February 4, 2010