Onsted 

A small town not that far from the Michigan International Speedway. Has a school populated with the worst drug problem in the district. It is overall a nice town and is an enjoyable 15 minute walk.

Boy: where do you live?

Girl: Onsted, Michigan.

Boy: Where The F*** is that?!?

Onsted by Avalare October 10, 2011

hands on site 

The act of which you will fuck a nigga up as soon as you see him

Fuck drew santistevan. Hands on site nigga

hands on site by Fuck drew February 15, 2018

On site 

When something happens at that particular moment, or on a predetermined moment when people meet up

girl 1 that bitch tried to jump my sister
girl 2 you gonna let that shit ride?
girl 1 naw f dat, that bitch got it coming, when i see her, it's on site asswhooping!

On site by djhiphopisdead June 16, 2010

onsie

A full body Pajamas usually in the style of an animal or iconic character.

Correct attire for Tyleroakleytour.com

Tyler Oakley wore his kangaroo onsie at his last tour stop in the UK for Tyleroakleytour.com

onsie by soaringoakley June 26, 2015

Onside gift 

A gift purchased for a Yankee Swap or similar random gift exchange program which the owner attempts to end up with him/herself.

As the only one who likes coffee, Joe bringing that espresso for the Yankee Swap was a total onside gift.

Onside gift by Thom Brandy December 20, 2010

Onside kick 

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!

"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".

Onside kick by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010

onside

Inside of oneself on the side of you.

Don't go onside of the world because the black hole will get you.

onside by yourloveralex May 19, 2006