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Remember all those whores you went to high school with?
They graduated, and cant find work with their worthless art degrees. You can see their nudes/home made porn vids for a set monthly supscription price.
PERSON A: "Holy shit, Vanessa is driving a Bentley Bentayga these days, i thought she was having trouble finding work after school"
PERSON B: "Yeah, she doesn't work. She's just selling nudes on the internet using OnlyFans"
PERSON A: " You know, that makes her a lazy bitch. I always wanted to see her naked though. You know what, fuck it, $9.99 a month isnt that bad"
PERSON A: "Holy shit, Vanessa is driving a Bentley Bentayga these days, i thought she was having trouble finding work after school"
PERSON B: "Yeah, she doesn't work. She's just selling nudes on the internet using OnlyFans"
PERSON A: " You know, that makes her a lazy bitch. I always wanted to see her naked though. You know what, fuck it, $9.99 a month isnt that bad"
PERSON B: "Yeah, she doesn't work. She's just selling nudes on the internet using OnlyFans"
PERSON A: " You know, that makes her a lazy bitch. I always wanted to see her naked though. You know what, fuck it, $9.99 a month isnt that bad"
by unsimpyourself July 16, 2020
Remember all those whores you went to high school with?
They graduated, and can't find work with their worthless art degrees. You can see their nudes/home made porn vids for a set monthly supscription price on OnlyFans.
They graduated, and can't find work with their worthless art degrees. You can see their nudes/home made porn vids for a set monthly supscription price on OnlyFans.
PERSON A: "Holy shit, Vanessa is driving a Bentley Bentayga now!? I thought she was having trouble finding work after graduating"
PERSON B: "Yeah, she doesn't work. She's just selling nudes on the internet using OnlyFans"
PERSON A: "You know, that makes her seem kinda like a lazy bitch. I always wanted to see her naked tho. You know what, fuck it, $9.99 a month isn't that bad"
PERSON B: "Yeah, she doesn't work. She's just selling nudes on the internet using OnlyFans"
PERSON A: "You know, that makes her seem kinda like a lazy bitch. I always wanted to see her naked tho. You know what, fuck it, $9.99 a month isn't that bad"
by unsimpyourself November 13, 2020
by Mr_Fisher October 8, 2022
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However, there is no reversing the sordid image that OF had already carved upon themselves. OnlyFans will always elicit a lewd aftertaste.
However, there is no reversing the sordid image that OF had already carved upon themselves. OnlyFans will always elicit a lewd aftertaste.
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by FegelFatso December 28, 2021
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by PhoenixGamer34 September 14, 2021
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by God_help_me January 6, 2023