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A website where men and women whore themselves and lose all their dignity. A hell on Earth where lost souls vainly search for warmth and connection, only to find humiliation and degradation. People sell themselves for a low price, and people pay with their souls.
OnlyFans is what happens when people have no dignity or respect for themselves. OnlyFans is like trying to treat cancer with more cancer.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
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Someone who judges other people harshly, when they themselves are no better, or are even worse. I’m sure glad I’m not one of them!
All moral arbiters are hypocrites, in one way or another. The only non-hypocrite is God.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
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It’s porn. It’s porn, you know it’s porn, and you shouldn’t be watching it. It’s softcore porn, and anyone who denies this is lying to themselves.
Oh wow, I just watched a girl online kiss a mic. I sure got ASMR “tingles” from that. What a relaxing experience. Definitely not a spawn of Satan!
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
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A spawn of Satan that has enslaved countless individuals. People claim it’s an expression of “healthy sexuality,” but the countless negative side effects prove the contrary. Erectile dysfunction, loss of your dignity, dehumanization of other people, creation of sick fetishes, loss of sleep, depression, destruction of healthy relationships in your life, loss of money, gateway drug to pedophilia and beastiality, enslavement of your body mind and soul. Nothing could possibly be more destructive than this….
Porn is a disease, a modern day epidemic. Everyone you know is addicted to porn. It’s part of the reason everyone wants to commit suicide.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
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The most terrifying Disney movie of all time.
A wooden child gets abducted into slavery, exploited by Satan, turned into an ass, eaten by a whale, and somehow turns into a real boy at the end. Must be Pinocchio.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
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