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A common term used in hockey in which a player passes it to another player, and the player receiving the pass shoots it in the net rather then stopping it. Used usually to lure a goalie to one end of the net, and then allowing a player with an open shot to score.
"Martin St. Louis feeds the puck to Vincent Lecavavelier for the game-winning one-timer!"
one-timer by Kody Schafer October 17, 2004
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Urban one-timer 

A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.
Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.
Urban one-timer by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012
One night stand. Bastardization of the hockey term for a slap shot taken when a puck is being passed and is not stopped before it is shot. Other handy hockey term five hole
Jeff went five hole with a one timer. (Jeff scored dude.)
One Timer by Poodleusier March 22, 2004
The porn you try first with high or low expectation, and you nut instantly. That porn becomes a one timer on your mind a nut worthy piece of work that will never disappoint.
OH boy, that was a one timer.
one timer by redem January 24, 2020
1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
One-Timer by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

This isn't one of those times 

The basis of civil rights is changing how people interact with you in public.
Hym "This isn't one of those times! This is a 'I'm entitled to money for you doing that' times."

times infinity plus one  

A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.
-Tom: That muffin was amazing!

-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one