Urban Dictionary: Author Poodleusier

1.

The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.

Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.

by Poodleusier June 29, 2004

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One Timer

One night stand. Bastardization of the hockey term for a slap shot taken when a puck is being passed and is not stopped before it is shot. Other handy hockey term five hole

Jeff went five hole with a one timer. (Jeff scored dude.)

by Poodleusier March 22, 2004

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3.

Pergo

A pussy shaved bald. See also hardwood floors

Jeff could wait to go five hole with the one timer when he found out she had pergo

by Poodleusier March 23, 2004

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Thigh Bruise

The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.

Jeff ate at the Y so well, he got thigh bruises.

by Poodleusier June 24, 2004

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