Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.
Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?
Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.
Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?
Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.
Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
by A Silvz February 22, 2009
The world's first viral Sheisse video.
Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.
Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.
(Spoiler Alert! The following reveals elements of the video's "plot")
Sadistic Asshole: "Dude... check out this video of these two hot chicks 'making out'. He! He!".
Said Asshole's victim plays the video "Two Girls One Cup": Idyllic music plays.... Two attractive women ... Standard Lesbian foreplay ... then, at about 0:30 into the video....
Traumatized Victim (horrified and at the brink of nausea): "Are they ... Oh my God, No ... I can't believe ... Are they really, IS SHE EATING THE OTHER CHICK'S POO! AND, OH NO, SQUIRTING IT INTO THE OTHER CHICK'S MOUTH! PLEASE, I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!"
Sadistic Asshole: "Oh it gets better. So much better, so much tastier."
... the two women, apparently fed-up (hah! pun intended) with eating each other poop, wash their fecal-feast down with a generous helping of each other's vomit; could there by a more fitting denouement?...
Traumatized Victim (shaking): "Where am I? Its sooo cold in here... My life will never be the same... My whole worldview has been decimated ... Someone, please hold me. I am so scared ..."
Sadistic Asshole: "Ha Ha! Isn't technology wonderful!"
by atlasfugged December 7, 2007
by BenM666 January 9, 2008
The second most horrible viral video, following one guy one screwdriver. It involves a (so far) anonymous man, who squats down over a jar, sliding it up into his ass, and squeezes it with his anus, causing it to shatter in his rectum. Rather than screaming in pain and calling 911, he just grunts, then begins to pick the shards out by hand as a sizable pool of surprisingly thick blood forms beneath him.. A mass of scar tissue suggests that this was intentional, and he "performs" on a regular basis.
by Professor the third March 14, 2010
by biggyfofilly November 14, 2007
One guy one cup is a man who squats-naked-on a large pickle jar. After milling around a bit, the jar shatters while inside his rectum and he keeps his camera face, not saying a word. While hearing the shards of glass in his rectum grinding about, he starts pulling them out, bleeding massive amounts of blood.
by Tymont January 3, 2012
1)It's just one of the many things on the internet that nobody likes, yet everyone has unfortuantly seen.
2) What hell is made of.
3) Disgusting...
2) What hell is made of.
3) Disgusting...
by Invasion!-At-the-disco August 3, 2008