onanist 

One who masturbates frequently

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!

onanist by the fuzzy kitten next door April 7, 2005

Somn-Onanist 

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

Somn-Onanist by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

conversational onanist 

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

conversational onanist by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

Organistic

bros like me for real, in relation to something

“what’s a dad?”
“omg, that’s organistic for reals”

Organistic by bangichdeng April 11, 2023

Obnistic 

1. Messed up, Incorrect, Unclear
2. F’d Up.

What ever the problem, this material list is obnistic.

All of his fellow co-workers believe Earl was obnistic when he chose George Bush for President a second term.

Obnistic by Sam Hearawls April 5, 2010

Obamistic 

Remaining ever optimistic about the Obama administration despite the outcome of the President's policies.

I'm quite obamistic about our President's plan to reform healthcare. I'm sure it will benefit every American!

She's so Obamistic, she's living in la-la land.

Obamistic by Marcy May November 10, 2009

post-onanismic depression 

a feeling of depression and sometimes guilt one has after masturbation (onanism).

Some people are afflicted by post-onanismic depression.

post-onanismic depression by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010