knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by skrats October 7, 2009
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5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
..to masturbate.
Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by Bangboy December 30, 2009
On the hand pump
Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X
The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
On the hand pump by Dmchale8@googlemail.com December 29, 2016
five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump by Jeff23 November 7, 2006
get the pump on
A phrase traditionally used by drunken yobs to rouse and rally the troops into a frenzy and to encourage evenings of dance, music, intellectual discussion and hopefully later, some sex. However, the phrase can mean what you want it to mean. It's a metaphor on life, man. According to legend the phrase was first heard echoing around the streets of Malia, an island in Greece, only a year ago. Get the pump on.
fucking get the pump on!
get the pump on by Marting August 31, 2008
the frost is on the pumpkin
Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.
When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse
Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!
Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!
the frost is on the pumpkin by paulpaxman September 4, 2009
Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide
Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide by Analog_man June 18, 2011