On my ticket

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."

by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006

Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

My Ticket Home

A six-member gay-rights movement from Columbus, Ohio formed in late 2008. They openly state their beliefs on the joy of sodomy in front of large crowds.

"Hey, Tim, let's go see My Ticket Home, and then have anal sex"
"Ok, Bob"

by andrewwhiting June 25, 2009

Don't bend my ticket

The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.

Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.

by Keith Gough March 24, 2005

my meal ticket

The Career or Careers that will make you financial gain. The Career that will put food on your table.

Making Beats is my meal ticket.

by Webster's Younger Brother March 28, 2017

my meal ticket

The Career or Careers that will give you financial gain, the Career that will put food on your table.

Making beats is my meal ticket.

by Webster's Younger Brother March 29, 2017

On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 June 21, 2016