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On my ticket 

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.
Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."
On my ticket by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006
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On my ticket 

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).
"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).
On my ticket by Inok007 June 21, 2016

Shit on my ticket 

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....
I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.
Shit on my ticket by The Tucker September 17, 2015

Beef on my ticket 

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026