hands

You say HANDS when someone basically says something wrong, and when you do say HANDS then you get to slap that person in the hand. But if they say NO HANDS then you don't slap them. - Fun to play anywhere.

Teacher: We are going to learn about math today.
Student 1: Did she say we were gonna learn about math tomorow?
Student 2: NO! I'm pretty sure she said today, HANDS!

by BG SHYBOY September 29, 2006

hand

A guy's hand is his first sex partner.

When I was a young teenager, my hand was my favorite sex partner!

by eda-skip October 31, 2021

hand

a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."

Person 1: Son I got you covered like an eclipse.
Person 2: HAND!

by jmac09 October 6, 2007

handing

Handing; The act of touching ones self with a prosthetic hand.

"did you hear someone was caught handing them self in the bathroom"

by CrimsonIce May 4, 2016

The Hand

The Hand is a nickname I call Casey, another cadet who is a Merlin at edging me for over an hour and holding me at that almost-but-not-quite-there-yet feeling and then making me have an awesome hand-gasm.

The Hand is coming to our room tonight to do me, and I've already got a boner!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

That's hands

When someone says something ridiculously stupid another person can call out "hands" and gets to slap their hand.

B is the last number of the alphabet
(Another person) that's hands

by Piece of buttocks February 14, 2017

Hand

The thing at the end of your arms. It is generally used to go fuck yourself or to give someone some handwork. You also need one of these when you get horny and you don't have a girlfriend.

Hey girl, mind giving me a hand?

by Masturbate To Cartoons June 28, 2016