hand wipes

Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean

I need a wip, Sharona his nurse

by doctor b November 16, 2004

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Strong hand

To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.

"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"

by Mr. Weeth July 20, 2009

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invisible hand

The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.

The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".

by mr. ronnie d January 30, 2007

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Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

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Casino Hands: A term used to showcase to one's pet dog that the owner has no more food in their hands. It is performed by clapping the hands together and then separating them and giving the hands a quick shake. Exactly how a casino dealer performs this before switching off to a co-worker to prove that nothing is left in their hands.

"Man Sara, Duke is so damn crazy about food that he won't stop begging me for mine until I do the casino hands!"
"Brewer!! I just did casino hands! You know that Momma has no more food!"
"Jake I know you're hungry after your workout but damn! You're acting like my dog does until I do the casino hands. Bring a snack next time!"

by ShakinBaby January 28, 2018

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