Dead On Arrival 

D.O.A or DOA

When someone or something dies before it gets where it needs to go or does what it needs to do.

An example would be when a person gets transported to a hospital, but they die before the get there, they are Dead On Arrival.

My dad was driving to work, but was found Dead On Arrival.

Dead On Arrival by vivianVORTECKS July 26, 2010

Stoked On Arrival

When you here someone really hyping something or somewhere so you decide to visit this place and when you get there it's even more amazing then you could have imagined.

John: Man, have you ever been to london? It's totally amazing.. So much to see and do.

Paul: No man, i'll check it out.

(Paul byes a ticket to go and arrives in london)

Paul: OMFG! (Calls John) DUDE! I'm actually Stoked On Arrival!

Stoked On Arrival by Timotei D June 4, 2009

alive on arrival 

Opposite of DOA OH THE OLD LADY GONNA MISSD WHEN HE /SHE AWKENS UP FROM A2/12 DAY SLUMBER. AOA

No Moore Eating From The booth at the time you popped. Alive on Arrival.

alive on arrival by Catsup on DA dawg September 4, 2021

Dead On Arrival 

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

Dead On Arrival by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023