by you've been yoted February 21, 2019
A town full bunch of whiney closed minded stoner ICP and nu metal listening fucks. "This town sucks man." I know let's all move to East STL, place rules. So next time I hear somebody say Granite Shittie or show this place is so bad, I'm sure you'll be picking up your teeth.
Hey man we are from Granite City, so that means we don't have a clue. So let's drink a lot,have unprotected sex, listen to slipknot and be retarded fucks. WEST G FOREVER MAN WOOO
by StillBelieveXXX September 26, 2006
When an individual with a vagina intentionally or unintentionally grinds upon another individuals leg and then proceeds to bleed on them through their panties.
by Anoniemou5 November 6, 2010
A roundish and content baby; other characteristics include excessive grunting and uncanny sleeping preferences.
by cpete April 6, 2007
Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.
He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.
Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.
Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.
Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.
Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.
by Repesteeltje April 20, 2011
A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
by Genitalien July 3, 2020
when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.
by A_revolver June 17, 2008