On Gawd

Are you claiming you're honest, or challenging someone to a sword fight? With this ambiguous pronunciation, it could be either.

Johnny: On gawd!
Sammy: What, you've confused me.

by the.green.bastard February 14, 2018

Gawd

Like swearing God! But with More Drastic Emphasis

Gawd I Hate that Fuckin' traffic!!!!

by Starchylde December 30, 2015

gawd

The noise evangelical rednecks make when they are trying to say "God."

You kiyds git outta thar or Gawd is gunna send ya'll to heyall.

by homeskillet January 5, 2004

gawd

1) slang term for "God" or "god" 2) Also used to avoid using the lords name in vain (ex "oh my gawd") 3) Used by non-secular people to attain the meaning of the words "God", "god", or any form of it.

"oh my gawd"
"gawd, don't make me come over there!"
"Gawd damn it!"

by truero October 8, 2005

gawd

A way of writing "Oh my God." while denoting that you're rolling your eyes at the same time.

Boy: "Hi, I'm a boy making some lame comment to you!"
Girl: "Oh my gawd, what a nerd."

by emily April 9, 2004

Gawd

A secularized version of the term "God". Sometimes used by secular people who still wish to use a phrase such as "Oh my God!" but don't actually want to acknowledge a deity since that would be hypocritical.

Oh my Gawd are you hurt!?
Gawddamnit, that was my last doughnut!

by Icehawk April 14, 2004

Gawd

1. Another word for god, Used in place of god for two reasons

1. Censors prevent user from typing god, so instead of "Oh my god" the user would type "Oh my Gawd"

1. Messing around and just typing it to be funny

2. A really 1337 player in the FTP FPS "AVA"

"Oh my gawd, That guys hacking!"

"I was playing some AVA yesterday and Gawd from that Dog Soldiers clan friggin owned me!"

by AlmaDSC May 15, 2010