meat leash

The man's appendage that a woman leads him around by

She's has him so pussy-whipped - she just grabs his meat leash and she can drag him anywhere.

by papadac April 17, 2007

Corporate Leash

Commonly known as the "neck tie". The corporate leash is the symbol of a corporation's ownership over an individual.

Whoah....i see you're workin' for the man now Dave. You're even wearing a corporate leash!

by benebrius March 14, 2010

Beef Leash

When a girl keeps coming back for sex.

I got that girl, Jenny, on a beef leash.

by albowskie March 26, 2013

leash lint

a small yappy dog on a leash, one that, if it were to attack, would be brushed off like a bit of lint on your clothes.

If you really wanted a dog to meet women, why did you pick that ludicrous piece of leash lint that has a cat's lease!

If you didn't want a real dog, why didn't you just buy one of those stiff leashes that allows you to pretend you have a dog.

by George TheCar August 17, 2009

pimp leash

a leash that a pimp puts on his ho.

"ho! imma get you a pimp leash cause your always runnin away to work that otha pimp, alabaster jones."

by sweet1xxoo October 26, 2007

electronic leash

(n) See cell phone or pager.

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!

by keyshaw July 9, 2004

leash pirouette

The dance-like, once-around maneuver that is sometimes required when walking the dog, in order to keep the leash untangled and in the same hand.

I was out walking Miller this morning and every time he saw a squirrel I had to do a leash pirouette in order to keep from tripping over him.

by lefsehead June 10, 2009