Tom

An absolute fucking dickhead. Thinks he's a G but is really a melt. Has the absolute worst crack and licks more candles than pussy. Probably is secretly having anal with one of the killer clowns.

Guy 1: Is that Tom?
Guy 2: I dunno, does he look like a dildo?

by Xoanci October 9, 2016

Tom

The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
Advised for:
Rachel
Natasha
Lauren
Samantha

Tom is the most a-m-a-z-i-n-g boy ever. you should be sure to get a date with him

by loverboy90210 January 6, 2009

TOM

Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!

by Otis The Stripper May 17, 2008

Tom

Well Tom is a boy, I presume, who is extremely funny. Though he may be fond of kiddies he definitely makes up for it with dry humour and that adorable smile of his. If you know a Tom you probably know his actual name is #thomas and if you’re really lucky he might know of you too. If you’re close to a Tom count yourself lucky, even if it doesn’t last forever the time you do have is constant smiles and jokes. Ps he’s failing school but is really smart

Girl: is that Tom

Boy: yeah ahah we’re all jealous of him

by Plokmnjdhhduebs February 15, 2020

Tom

He’s a cunt

You:

Tom: STFU YOU DICKHEAD WHY ARE YOU BEING SO RUDE
You:
Tom: *punches you*
You:wtf

by Sam who isToms brother June 15, 2019

Tom

Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by Blayde March 1, 2008

Tom

Doppelgänger of the grinch who sticks his stinky in a lot of pinkies. He sucks at fifa.

‘Oh dear, im glad im not as Tom as you’.

by Parzival10 December 24, 2021