1 definition by Xoanci

An absolute fucking dickhead. Thinks he's a G but is really a melt. Has the absolute worst crack and licks more candles than pussy. Probably is secretly having anal with one of the killer clowns.
Guy 1: Is that Tom?
Guy 2: I dunno, does he look like a dildo?
by Xoanci October 9, 2016
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